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simon_said
(the first sixteen seconds of 'Uptown Funk' plays)
Leave a message if you want to hear back. Otherwise, just moan into the line.
simon_said(the first sixteen seconds of 'Uptown Funk' plays)
Leave a message if you want to hear back. Otherwise, just moan into the line.
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Date: 2015-12-18 12:45 am (UTC)-S
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Date: 2015-12-18 12:47 am (UTC)<3 you. See you soon. -- Gxx
I clicked my phone screen off and started sauntering towards the library.
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Date: 2015-12-18 01:21 am (UTC)Shit. My date tonight had to cut and run, and I'm way too fucking pent up. You free?
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Re: later
Date: 2016-01-01 10:06 pm (UTC)Woo me, $, woo me.
... that said I might be. Is it going to be worthwhile? -- Gxx
Re: later
Date: 2016-01-01 10:12 pm (UTC)I dunno. How about I fuck your ass so hard you can't walk straight tomorrow?
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Re: later
Date: 2016-01-01 10:19 pm (UTC)That's worthwhile, but only if you get your tongue in there first. -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:22 pm (UTC)-$
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:24 pm (UTC)Yes, providing it's only pussy juice... hang about, why are you still this horny if you got off with her? -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:30 pm (UTC)-$
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:32 pm (UTC)WTF. I feel positively obligated to let you cum on my face as an apology for all lesser sluts everywhere. -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:34 pm (UTC)-$
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:36 pm (UTC)I require regular maintenance by a variety of operators :p. -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:44 pm (UTC)-$
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:45 pm (UTC)It's not my birthday for MONTHS though. -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:46 pm (UTC)-$
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Date: 2016-01-01 10:49 pm (UTC)Better. Than your footy team. I've SEEN your footy team. -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 11:05 pm (UTC)-$
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Date: 2016-01-01 11:08 pm (UTC)Is this another bid for a porno or were you going to sell tickets? -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 11:09 pm (UTC)-$
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Date: 2016-01-01 11:10 pm (UTC)I'm listening -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 11:14 pm (UTC)Do some extra work on the side if you fancy, or hire a couple of the other girls there who do.
We can invite anyone along you like.
-$
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Date: 2016-01-01 11:18 pm (UTC)And this is why I come over to drain your balls on cue at 2 fucking AM. -- Gxx
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Date: 2016-01-01 11:19 pm (UTC)Door's unlocked, I'm in the bedroom.
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Date: 2016-01-01 11:26 pm (UTC)On my way. Fucking drenching. -- Gxx